What you need to make your own fake ID cards:

Photoshop CS4 (available here) ($579.99)

Use Photoshop to process images and signatures for your fake ID cards.

Illustrator / InDesign CS 4 (available here) ($579.99)

Use Indesign and/or Illustrator to design your fake ID templates.

Jolly Tech ID Flow (available here) ($599.99)

Use ID Flow to set up your cards to work with the templates and print to the card printer.

Card Printing

 

Fargo HDP5000-LC (available here) (£4249.25)

Use this printer or similar to make your cards. Does not include consumables cost (about another £500 to get started)

Best of luck! It's probably cheaper and easier to buy a legal, novelty fake ID from us!